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Naked Trees and Wild Eyed Murderers

November 16, 2009 by Karen Swim

I stood aimlessly looking out the window while waiting for the water to boil for my tea. It was an odd sort of day. The skies were grey but the temperatures were warm. Some of the trees were completely bare and their naked branches clutched at the sky like scraggly fingers. Other trees were full with fall color having survived the few bits of rain and wind of the season.

As I watched the odd little pattern the naked and full trees made, a silver SUV pulled into a slot across the street. The tires bumped the curb making a soft thud. The driver then backed up a bit lopsided and once again hit the curb, as though he were trying to drive over it. My spine tingled as I moved a bit closer to the glass to investigate.

The car was not moving but the taillights were on. I squinted in an effort to see the license plate. Another minute passed and I was certain that the driver was a crazy, inebriated ex who was planning to drive his car through my neighbor’s front door. My mind raced ahead as I mentally planned grabbing my shoes running down the stairs and out the door to save my neighbor from disaster. “Oh no, what if one of the children goes running by,” I thought with panic rising. I would have to move fast but I was sure I could do it.

I moved a little to the side watching the unmoving car. A few moments later the door opened. My mind raced wildly with dizzying questions – Should I call 911? Should I get my bat? I kept watching the car as I plotted to take down the murderer or at the very least call the police.

The minutes ticked away and by now the kettle was boiling. I ignored the sound and kept watching. The door was still open and I saw a shoulder emerge and then disappear back inside the car. Several moments passed and then the figure slowly emerged. I held my breath, watching and waiting. Finally, the door began to close and I drew in my breath, waiting to see the crazed mad man whom I would soon have to take down.

He was hunched over and moving slowly, shuffling really, using his cane to find the ground in front of him before taking a step. My crazed mad man was a sweet little old man who clearly had a little trouble with his eyesight!

Filed Under: Writing Tagged With: imagination, true stories, Writing

About Karen Swim

Owner of Words For Hire, a boutique firm offering marketing communications and copywriting to small and medium sized businesses. I have 20+ years of experience in marketing, business development and sales. I am amazingly upbeat, brimming with creativity and committed to your success.

Comments

  1. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Wendi, isn’t Fred hysterical! I was laughing my head off too. He is also good at making you think, check out his blog! You are also right, there is a lesson…hmm that may just be tomorrow’s post! 🙂

  2. Wendi Kelly says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Fred just cracked me up! I’m laughing my head off.

    Karen that is great story. And also a great story about how we make rash judgments about people and situations before we don’t have all the facts.

    There is a great lesson in here!

  3. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Fred, lol! Yes, yes, yes! I am going to be watching the road very carefully for my little madman!

  4. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    Hi Ulla, oooh, lovely new avatar photo! Are those new glasses? They look great!

    Thank you for sharing in the fun Ulla, you always bring a smile to my face.

  5. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Hi Joanna! So glad to make you smile! The night before I watched the Wizard of Oz! I think all the colors in the movie coupled with the munchkins may have creeped me out a little! LOL!

  6. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Hi Alina! LOL! From one ninja warrior to another, we could easily take down bad guys. 🙂 I am amazed at how our minds can conjure up the funniest things and you’re right it’s a mix of what we’ve experienced, seen and read. Not hard to tell that I am a huge fan of action and mystery. 🙂

  7. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Hi Conor, I’m so glad I made you smile too! Isn’t it funny how our minds can go racing off in the wildest directions? LOL!

  8. Karen Swim says

    November 16, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    Hi Lillie! So glad I was able to make you smile! 🙂 The headline was fun to write and I’m glad it got your attention!

  9. Fred H Schlegel says

    November 16, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    And then I screamed realizing his driver’s license won’t expire for another two years….. 🙂 Thanks for getting the blood moving this dreary Monday morning.
    .-= Fred H Schlegel´s last blog ..Creative Launch Pad | The Little House =-.

  10. Ulla Hennig says

    November 16, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Thanks for sharing this story, Karen – full of suspense, beautifully told and the end is lovely!
    .-= Ulla Hennig´s last blog ..The Beauty of Autumn =-.

  11. Joanna Young says

    November 16, 2009 at 10:14 am

    My goodness Karen, have you been watching too many horror movies?! Thanks for making me smile this Monday 🙂
    .-= Joanna Young´s last blog ..Exploring How I Write to a Theme =-.

  12. Alina Popescu says

    November 16, 2009 at 8:43 am

    Oh, Karen, I was also ready to take a bat and start saving people while reading this! Our imagination, fueled by fear, movies and personal experience is always ready to make complicated, thrilling, action movies, isn’t it?
    .-= Alina Popescu´s last blog ..PR people, stop being sloppy and pay attention to details! =-.

  13. Conor says

    November 16, 2009 at 8:14 am

    Hey Karen,

    I love it. What a great example of the stories our imagination conspires with our fears to create.

    Like Lillie, this made me smile 🙂

    Conor

  14. Lillie Ammann says

    November 16, 2009 at 8:06 am

    Karen,

    Your headline is a real attention-grabber, and your story put a smile on my face. 🙂
    .-= Lillie Ammann´s last blog ..I Love to Write Day =-.

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